WARNING: having a 2 year old can cause substantial, and possibly permanent, stress to a mothers life. May also cause high blood pressure, heart attack, irritability, lack of sleep, hair loss, wrinkles, tremors, teeth grinding, extreme headaches, and possibly death at an early age. If you experience any of these symptoms, admit yourself into a psychiatric ward as soon as possible. Contact a therapist immediately.
These children can be corrosive--can produce deterioration of parents. If you come in contact with one, run away immediately, and call animal control. Due to their irritating nature, may be harmful to all present. They should be stored at a near freezing temperature, as to slow down their motor skills. Keep locked up so as other children do not come in contact and take on their traits and habits.
Friday, May 09, 2008
**WARNING**
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I totally agree with you and I think the fourth one is the worst. ;o)
ummmm.......happy mothers day?
Let's see...here have I seen that face before? Oh yes, I saw it last week, yesterday, the day before that...you get the picture.
You have captured the essence of the 2 year old. Good job!
Makes me want to chant "I love two, two is fun. I love two, two is fun..."
Been there (daily)!
Feel your pain (daily)!
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